I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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