And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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