Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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