You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel