Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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