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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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