We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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