we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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