dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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