Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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