I love black thongs
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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