Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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