yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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