so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
