Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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