Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
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No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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