walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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