It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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