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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
I wear drunk well.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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