What a fucking waste of an outfit
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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