I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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