He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Randomize
