It's just like the Real World with babies
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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