you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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