id be glad to
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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