The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
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I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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