i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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