Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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