You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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