I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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