apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
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If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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