I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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