I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
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I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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