I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You made out with two different species that night
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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