Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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