my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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