There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
