We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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