so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I look better un-naked...
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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