Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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