I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
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