Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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