Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize