My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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