THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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I pour the whiskey from now on
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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