So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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