He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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