I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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