I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Randomize
