man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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