i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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