so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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