my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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