my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
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we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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