I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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