For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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