I wannas sexs uuuuu
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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